It's Lamar Or The Dog

It's Lamar Or The Dog is the 24th episode of Season 5 of California City Show and the 216th episode of the entire series overall. It aired on CCTV Network on June 15, 2022.

Synopsis
Lamar is doing yard work late at night and notices a small doghouse that he had never seen before. The doghouse has wheels, and it is powered by an electric motor, and it has headlights, taillights, and indicators, but no windows. Lamar goes over to investigate what it is and anthropomorphic Doberman dog is living inside of it. Lamar asks him what he is doing in the middle of the alley at this time of night, the Doberman replies that he got here on his own to get away from a life of crime. Lamar then asks him what his name is and he goes by his street name T-Bone. Lamar then has had enough and goes back inside for the night.

Early in the morning, Lamar takes his trash out and takes his trash cans to the side of the road for trash pickup, but just as he is about to get started with grabbing the cans, he accidentally steps in dog poop. Irritated and frustrated, Lamar goes back inside to wash his sneakers off. He grabs another pair of shoes and proceeds to take the trash out, but again steps in more dog poop just as he is halfway to the road. He then notices that T-Bone has not left the area and goes over to confront him about it. The two eventually argue and T-Bone temporarily loses memory and tells him that he didn't do it, but Lamar tells him that there was no one else up late at night except him. Lamar asks T-Bone why he did it, to which he replies that he is a dog, but Lamar does not take that excuse as he has the intelligence and mind of that of a real person and that he should start acting like one. T-Bone replies that he would if no one locks their doors at night, but Lamar has had enough and angrily walks away.

It eventually becomes such a nuisance that the next day, Lamar walks back to him to confront him after stepping on poop for the twelfth time. He yells at him that he is fed up with him using his front yard as his bathroom and tells him that it is time that he uses the toilet like everyone else. But T-Bone however explains that there is no toilet in his house and that he is unable to go into anyone's house late at night. Lamar explains that he could have just knocked on the door and he would have allowed him to use the bathroom like a normal person. Lamar eventually decides to give T-Bone's house an upgrade and add a real bathroom in it to fix the problem.

However, T-Bone gets really scared when the toilet flushes, so he continues to poop in Lamar's front yard, but Lamar notices him in his backyard and sprays him with his water hose, irritating T-Bone. Lamar loses his patience and starts snapping at him and yells at him to use the toilet that he put in his house, but he tells him it scares him, though he does not buy it. Lamar loses his patience and has had enough of his antics. All of this yelling wakes up David, who goes out and yells at them to quiet down, which angers Lamar even more.